Update: forget Caracao. Elco has now been offered AN AMBIASAIDORISHIP - HM Government's Ambmass ... etc. to the USA! Yes! 'Cos Elco ain't ever said ANYTHINK BAD about Mr. Trump. And he's about the only one who ain't. So Elco is gonna try HARD to get Mr. Trump and his new bestie friend Mr. Putin to be nice to NATO and not rattle them nuke ICBM thingies on the borders of them Balti states etc. Mrs. E. is already buying nice hats to wear at all them ambissidorial receptions etc.